What a morning (AKA fuck you, Hot Pocket)

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 06/10/2015 at 12:10 • Filed to: None

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I was enjoying my Hot Pocket when all of a sudden hot steak and cheese comes barelling out of the chamber and lands on my hand. I licked it off but now my hand hurts and I’m sad.

georgechristensen > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 12:15

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Did you do it for free?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 12:16

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Why must Hot Pockets season their joy with discomfort and misery seemingly at random? Is there no justice?

macanamera > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 12:16

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Did you let it sit for like 5 mins before eating it? Because as we all know, it only becomes a Hot Pocket (tm) after 5 minutes. Before 5 minutes, it is a Pocket Of Liquid Magma (tm), and it can be used to jump start the fusion reaction in a dying sun.

scoob > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 12:17

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ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro 06/10/2015 at 12:19

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Hot Pocket Fun Fact: one Hot Pocket contains about 30% of your sodium intake for one day.

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 06/10/2015 at 12:21

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And about 90% of the sun’s energy.

TheHondaBro > macanamera 06/10/2015 at 12:21

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...Is that what that’s for? I’M HUNGRY DAMNIT!

TheHondaBro > scoob 06/10/2015 at 12:21

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u wot

TheHondaBro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/10/2015 at 12:22

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They’re out to get me. Illuminati confirmed.

TheHondaBro > georgechristensen 06/10/2015 at 12:22

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They did not sponsor me™.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > scoob 06/10/2015 at 12:23

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hot pockets lava is srs bsns

tromoly > ttyymmnn 06/10/2015 at 13:14

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Second only to Ramen Noodles, which contains about 90% of your Sodium for the day.